I was supposed to post this unnecessary Spider-Man 3 review weeks ago, but I just…you know, but now it’s here!
Spider-Man 3 is basically about how Parker becomes gay turns into this eyeliner-wearing, queer dancing Emo ho…

Anyway I had so much fun watching the last 3rd Spidey movie, which was allll about Harry Osborn:
1- Sandman’s Baby Mama is actually played by Denise Richard’s slut-mom in “Wild Things”

2- Bryce Dallas Howard (ONLY IN THIS MOVIE) and James Franco are two pieces of SEX.


Mary Jane (Blige) is boooring and I won’t post her pic. That’s it, somebody somewhere will benefit from this haggy review…


